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Bloody Confessions


 She says she’s in love with a vampire.

 Joni (not her real name) stretched out on the sofa (The Velvet Lady) yesterday to tell me that her love/lust of vampires is getting in the way of a sex life with her husband. Oh sure she still loves him but he just doesn’t do anything for her sexually anymore (is it the no-fangs thing or do vampires have some other special qualities that I am not aware of?)  Her problems have totally gotten out of control since the release of the movie Twilight.

She fantasizes about having an affair with a vampire and spends hours of role playing on-line.  So far she has kept the secret from her hubby but he is beginning to suspect something and wants them to seek couples therapy.  What should she do?

Javajune: I have to say that I just can’t relate to the whole vampire or beast allure. It’s not my thing and definitely not a sexual turn-on for me.  As soon as the fangs came out the attraction would be so over for me. No, I have not seen the movie Twilight, nor have I read the books, but com-on their YA and I’m a grown woman- how good can they be?

I will admit to a little curiosity about the whole story and you can bet that I will be ordering it up on pay-per-view as soon as it arrives. What about you?

Do you share Joni’s fantasy or something simuliar? Climb onto my sofa and tell me all about it.


December 3, 2008 - Posted by | confessions, Uncategorized | , , , , ,


  1. Maybe I’m old fashioned, but why not get hubby to play along?

    Comment by Princess Pointful | December 4, 2008

  2. The Princess has a point. Why not let hubby play along? Excellent!

    Comment by javajune | December 4, 2008

  3. I think that vampires are scary and gross!! I do not understand the sudden obsession with vampires that people have!! HELLO!! It’s not Halloween anymore people!

    Comment by Lovechild | December 5, 2008

  4. Lovechild,
    If you saw the movie Twilight or read the book you would change your mine!!

    Comment by Queen18 | December 5, 2008

  5. I will check out the movie when it airs on pay-per-view. Then we shall see if my opinion changes.

    Comment by javajune | December 6, 2008

  6. I loved the Twilight book the movie was just ok…

    Comment by MissT | December 10, 2008

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