She says she’s in love with a vampire.
Joni (not her real name) stretched out on the sofa (The Velvet Lady) yesterday to tell me that her love/lust of vampires is getting in the way of a sex life with her husband. Oh sure she still loves him but he just doesn’t do anything for her sexually anymore (is it the no-fangs thing or do vampires have some other special qualities that I am not aware of?) Her problems have totally gotten out of control since the release of the movie Twilight.
She fantasizes about having an affair with a vampire and spends hours of role playing on-line. So far she has kept the secret from her hubby but he is beginning to suspect something and wants them to seek couples therapy. What should she do?
Javajune: I have to say that I just can’t relate to the whole vampire or beast allure. It’s not my thing and definitely not a sexual turn-on for me. As soon as the fangs came out the attraction would be so over for me. No, I have not seen the movie Twilight, nor have I read the books, but com-on their YA and I’m a grown woman- how good can they be?
I will admit to a little curiosity about the whole story and you can bet that I will be ordering it up on pay-per-view as soon as it arrives. What about you?
Do you share Joni’s fantasy or something simuliar? Climb onto my sofa and tell me all about it.
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