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Confessions of a Ex-girlfriend Turned Stalker

boyfriend stalkerPlease welcome Amy to the sofa.

I hate to admit it but I have been stalking my ex. It happens late at night when I can’t sleep. Or on the days when I feel so alone. I drive by his house, call his new girlfriend and hang up, or leave messages on his Myspace. Sometimes I park across the street from his girlfriend’s place hoping to catch a glimpse of them thru the window. Recently I hit a new low and started peeking in her windows. I still fantasize about him and have been thinking of showing up at his door around 2:00 am in nothing but my black leather coat and tall lace-up boots. I can’t help myself.  He was the best sex I ever had and my first true love. I want him back.

Javajune: Sounds like you got it bad girl. My advice is put your leather coat and the sexy boots to better use and just move on.

jj

December 7, 2008 Posted by | confessions, nasty habits, should be illegal | , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

I Slept with My Boss and That’s not the Worst of it

Please welcome Desperate Deb to the sofa.

I’ve seen what’s under the bosses suit and I liked it. A lot of people I know have had sex with their boss so what’s the big deal? I just wanted to make a little more money and a promotion. I’ve worked really hard and deserve to get ahead. Well, that’s what I told myself. It started with a little innocent flirting that progressed into a pretty hot sexual encounter in the bosses office. I didn’t feel bad about it and I did get a raise. He has made it quite clear that it was only a one nighter but I want so much more. I think I’m in love with my boss. I never guessed this would happen. So now what?

Readers do you have any advice for Desperate Deb?

jj

December 7, 2008 Posted by | confessions, secrets | , , , , , , , | 4 Comments