Javajune's Blog

Someone once said… “Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”

Happy Holidays to all my Sofa Diary Readers and Contributors

christmas treePlease welcome Junie to the sofa. 

I would like to wish the readers  of the Sofa Diary and the brave souls who contribute to it’s pages, a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah or whatever else you celebrate this time of year.

Java June will be taking a few days to enjoy the Holiday with Mr. Claus and his elves. Make yourself at home and feel free to flip through the pages of my diary, leave me your confessions or just talk amongst yourselves. This time of the year is a blessing for some and a mixed bag for many others. I truly hope that all of you who spend time with me on the sofa or visit me between the pages of my diary, find at least one blessing to make your Holiday special.  I appreciate your company and comments. Thank you for being a part of  Java June’s blog.

On behalf of Java June (Junie),  the Velvet Lady (my sofa), and the Sofa Diary (my book of your secrets)  I wish you Happy Holidays.

jj

December 23, 2008 Posted by | confessions, me, secrets | , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Shoplifting Queen

Please welcome Freebird to the sofa,

I don’t know when the stealing started but now I can’t stop. It is an incredible high for me to plot and plan and then actually pull it off. I wear loose clothing and slip small things into a girdle-like undergarment. It is pretty easy to get away with. I’ve had one close call, but I knew they were onto me, so I dumped everything when I was out of  view; when they searched me I was clean. This bad habit has become much worse lately. I feel as though I can justify my actions because of the economy crisis. I know it’s morally wrong and illegal, but guess who doesn’t have any credit card debt when the Holiday’s are over? Don’t lecture me it won’t help; I will just tune it out. I wish I felt remorse for my actions- sorry I don’t.

Junie: Okay I won’t lecture but you have to promise not to whine when you find your freebird booty not so free anymore. Jail-time is very likely in your future. Freebird could become a Jailbird-sorry I’m just saying……

jj

December 23, 2008 Posted by | confessions, nasty habits, should be illegal | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments