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Shoplifting Queen

Please welcome Freebird to the sofa,

I don’t know when the stealing started but now I can’t stop. It is an incredible high for me to plot and plan and then actually pull it off. I wear loose clothing and slip small things into a girdle-like undergarment. It is pretty easy to get away with. I’ve had one close call, but I knew they were onto me, so I dumped everything when I was out of  view; when they searched me I was clean. This bad habit has become much worse lately. I feel as though I can justify my actions because of the economy crisis. I know it’s morally wrong and illegal, but guess who doesn’t have any credit card debt when the Holiday’s are over? Don’t lecture me it won’t help; I will just tune it out. I wish I felt remorse for my actions- sorry I don’t.

Junie: Okay I won’t lecture but you have to promise not to whine when you find your freebird booty not so free anymore. Jail-time is very likely in your future. Freebird could become a Jailbird-sorry I’m just saying……



December 23, 2008 - Posted by | confessions, nasty habits, should be illegal | , , , , , , , , , ,


  1. New York times mid-Atlantic bureau chief Ian Urbina will be my guest on News Talk Online on at 5:30 PM New York time today to discuss the increase in shoplifting in this economic downturn.

    Please go to and click on the Join The Show link to talk to him.



    Comment by Gary Baumgarten | December 23, 2008

  2. Thank you Gary for stopping by. I will try to tune in to see if Free bird, aka the shoplifting queen joins your show.

    Comment by javajune | December 23, 2008

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