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Juicy Secrets

juicy-swim-suitHello sofa friends are you stir crazy, cabin feverish or just plain sick of winter yet? Silly question! I am so ready for a spring trip that I have been pulling out my beach wear which reminded me of a funny story. So I thought I’d share.

Last year I bought a really cute  Juicy Couture swim suit. While I was strutting along  the beach, feeling really hip, I over heard a man say to his wife, “Can you believe she has juicy written on her ass?” His wife said, “conceited bitch.” Now it never occurred to me that there were people who were totally clueless about Juicy Couture. (I know I am sometimes blissfully unaware but I like it that way) They probably live in a cave or next to a Kmart. Okay, that may sound a bit snarky but they started it.

For the rest of the trip I strutted around with a pair of shorts covering my juicy butt. Yes I succumed to peer pressure even though that suit was way too expensive to cover with a pair of cut-offs. This year I am searching for a really sexy but not too sexy suit, without a word about or on my ass. It is damn near impossible to find the perfect swim suit. Maybe I will run my choices by the Sofa Diary readers before making a purchase. I want to avoid another fashion faux pa and I know you all have the perfect fashion sense. 😉

jj

January 29, 2009 - Posted by | confessions, me, rants, should be illegal | , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

4 Comments »

  1. jj-yeah, good idea! you know, i am such a ‘fashion maven’! well, as long as it’s about what sweatshirts to weear with your blue jeans (lol)!

    Comment by libby | January 30, 2009

  2. You wear the juicy logo with pride!!!

    Comment by Ricardo | January 30, 2009

  3. Libby I’m sure you have great fashion sense. Sweatshirts and blue jeans are great!
    Thanks Ricardo but I think I’ll be shopping for a new suit anyway.
    jj

    Comment by javajune | January 30, 2009

  4. I agree that juicy couture beachwear is great and I’m shocked that those people didn’t hear abuot it

    Comment by Beachwear | April 10, 2009


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