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Shoplifting Queen

Please welcome Freebird to the sofa,

I don’t know when the stealing started but now I can’t stop. It is an incredible high for me to plot and plan and then actually pull it off. I wear loose clothing and slip small things into a girdle-like undergarment. It is pretty easy to get away with. I’ve had one close call, but I knew they were onto me, so I dumped everything when I was out of  view; when they searched me I was clean. This bad habit has become much worse lately. I feel as though I can justify my actions because of the economy crisis. I know it’s morally wrong and illegal, but guess who doesn’t have any credit card debt when the Holiday’s are over? Don’t lecture me it won’t help; I will just tune it out. I wish I felt remorse for my actions- sorry I don’t.

Junie: Okay I won’t lecture but you have to promise not to whine when you find your freebird booty not so free anymore. Jail-time is very likely in your future. Freebird could become a Jailbird-sorry I’m just saying……


December 23, 2008 Posted by | confessions, nasty habits, should be illegal | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

My Co-workers are Junkies

Please welcome Belleblue to the sofa.

My co-workers are stealing drugs from the doctor’s office I work in. The nurse has been pocketing  pain killers and the office manager writes her own scripts while the nurse calls it in to the pharmacy. One day, she asked me to do it and when I refused her attitude toward me changed. Now she is a real bitch and I am afraid of getting fired.

 I have faced drama in the work place before but I just don’t know if I can handle it this time. I’m afraid if I report their illegal actions to the doctor, the office manager will pin the drug stealing on me because I took home antibiotics when my throat was soar, on occasion. The fact that I have known that this was going on for some time and said nothing doesn’t speak well of me either. I guess in a way, I am as guilty as they are.

Junie: Sounds like you’re in a no way out kind of situation. I would start hunting for another job real quick and refrain from taking any more antibiotics, for sure. Good luck!


December 11, 2008 Posted by | confessions, secrets, should be illegal | , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments