Javajune's Blog

Someone once said… “Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”

Puppy Love

Please welcome Furloughed to the sofa.

dognapper

I just stole a dog tonight. I found him wandering around on the street on my way back from work. After some sweet talking I was able to get him to come near me. I asked around and found out that his owner had a stroke and the dog is being watched by his friend. I drove to his friend house to give the dog back to find out they’re crackheads. His gf thanked me and said she will make sure the dog doesn’t get out anymore by tightening up his collar. I asked around some more and found out that this dog had been tied outside for more than a few weeks now with very little food and water. I drove home to get on with my life but for some reason I cannot get him out of my head. So after dinner, I drove back and stole the dog. I will find a good home for him…….

Junie: Good for you and good for the poor dog. I hope you find the perfect home or keep him until the owner is well enough to take him back.

jj

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February 11, 2009 Posted by | confessions, rants | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

I stole my neighbors dog

Please welcome Bob to the sofa.

I am an animal lover who was left with no choice- so I stole my neighbors dog.  He is a heartless idiot who left his beagle outside in the cold Michigan winter without food or water. One morning I just couldn’t take seeing her tied out in the yard freezing to death, so I walked right over and just took her – no remorse. I didn’t care if that bastard saw me or called the police. I gave her to my brother’s friend where she will be loved and have a warm place to sleep every night.

My idiot neighbor came over that night and asked if I’d seen his dog. I lied and said that I hadn’t seen a thing. There should be a law that forbids assholes and idiots from becoming dog owners or parents.

Junie: I love your heroic action. I’m sure the dog thanks you every night he sleeps in a warm bed with a full belly. Good job Bob!

jj

December 13, 2008 Posted by | confessions, secrets, should be illegal | , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments