Javajune's Blog

Someone once said… “Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”

Mother nature has lost her mind

This post may get ugly but I had to tell somebody exactly how I felt and you were here. When I laid my head down on the pillow last night I knew it was going to happen.  I wasn’t happy but I tried not to think about it. I tossed and turned as the sound of snow slide off my roof and rattled the house. I muttered a few curse words under my breath but it wasn’t real until I got out bed this morning and peeked out my bedroom window.

april-snow1 Can you believe it.?Now before you make a comment like “oh it’s so beautiful” or anything else so utterly ridiculous, be very, very careful, snow is a four letter word around here, especially in April. Hello Mother Nature…it’s frickin April! Did you lose your place in the calendar?

 

ticked-offOkay that was really freaky because while I was busy ranting about Mother Nature the electricity went out for a minute. Of course it’s back now, silly…I finished this post didn’t I?  Oh crap, It did it again. I think I may have ticked her off a bit. I better go find out what’s really going on around here.  Hope you’re enjoying better weather in your neck of the woods.

jj

 

 She looks a little displeased about my comments. Don’t ya think? It’s not nice to dis on Mother Nature!

April 6, 2009 Posted by | me, rants | , , , , , | 3 Comments

Email Stalkers

Junie’s turn on the sofa.

Okay time for a little  rant about what’s happening in my life. Don’t roll your eyes it might be interesting- so listen up. There are weird people hanging out in my email again. I guess you might call them email stalkers. Some want to comment on how I look while others tell me they are visiting a certain city and in need of female companionship.  eeehhhhhw!

Well here goes my rant…. I don’t care if you like or don’t like the way I look-I’m not sending pictures!!!  sicko!!  I am not a madame or a call girl, never have been and never will be!!!   are you high?  I don’t want to see your pictures- no matter what you look like!!!  again eeehhhhw!

Okay now with that said…. I will admit I am a bit of a free spirit and a crazy girl but that doesn’t equal a psycho chic or desperate babe. This is an unusual blog (yes) but I like things outside the box- not strange- just a little outside the box.

So if you are weird, creepy, very strange or looking for a hooker for the night…Stay out of my email! If on the other hand, you have a confession to make, a secret to share, or a rant that you would like me to post… Then you are welcome! You can even stop by to say hi or leave me feedback on what you like or don’t like about the blog but no stalkers please!

Can you tell I have fully recovered and I’m back to my  feisty old self? Now if I could just get my writing grove back and get this damn book finished… I would be a happy, free spirited, crazy girl, living  just outside the box.  I think I’m finnished rambling… Thanks for listening. Love you all…well most of you 😉

jj

February 11, 2009 Posted by | bad boys, me, rants, should be illegal | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Don’t Steal My Thunder

Please welcome Betty Lou to the sofa.

Do you know what its like to an original? I’m sure you don’t. Do have ideas or inspirations of your own? I think I know the answer to that. Get your own life and definitely stay in your own lane. I’m tired of you following my lead, hopping on whatever train I’m riding, trying to top my best game.  I’m not your hero. It’s over I’m calling your bluff, so mind your own life and definitely get your own show. This life is already spoken for.

Junie: Very well put. This should be a song.  Maybe it already is.

jj

January 28, 2009 Posted by | rants, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments