Javajune's Blog

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Email Stalkers

Junie’s turn on the sofa.

Okay time for a little  rant about what’s happening in my life. Don’t roll your eyes it might be interesting- so listen up. There are weird people hanging out in my email again. I guess you might call them email stalkers. Some want to comment on how I look while others tell me they are visiting a certain city and in need of female companionship.  eeehhhhhw!

Well here goes my rant…. I don’t care if you like or don’t like the way I look-I’m not sending pictures!!!  sicko!!  I am not a madame or a call girl, never have been and never will be!!!   are you high?  I don’t want to see your pictures- no matter what you look like!!!  again eeehhhhw!

Okay now with that said…. I will admit I am a bit of a free spirit and a crazy girl but that doesn’t equal a psycho chic or desperate babe. This is an unusual blog (yes) but I like things outside the box- not strange- just a little outside the box.

So if you are weird, creepy, very strange or looking for a hooker for the night…Stay out of my email! If on the other hand, you have a confession to make, a secret to share, or a rant that you would like me to post… Then you are welcome! You can even stop by to say hi or leave me feedback on what you like or don’t like about the blog but no stalkers please!

Can you tell I have fully recovered and I’m back to my  feisty old self? Now if I could just get my writing grove back and get this damn book finished… I would be a happy, free spirited, crazy girl, living  just outside the box.  I think I’m finnished rambling… Thanks for listening. Love you all…well most of you 😉

jj

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February 11, 2009 Posted by | bad boys, me, rants, should be illegal | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Stalkers are People Too

Please welcome Shadow Hopper to the sofa.

Stalkers have gotten a bad rap.  We aren’t all psychotic individuals who are in need of medication and capable of murder. I have stalked exboyfriends, exgirlfriends and strangers too.  Sometimes I get a little infatuated with others which leads me to follow them with my car and google everything there is to know about them.  I sometimes keep a journal about their day to day life which may include a picture or two. I think of it as research or homework done about a certain person I envy or have fallen in love with. People are obsessed with all sorts of subjects and things but as soon as they become obsessed with another individual they are considered a stalker.

I am a stalker and I stalk both men and women.  It just depends on who has made an impact on me. I assure you that I’m not dangerous and I don’t need heavy medication. I have never hurt anyone and I’ve only been caught once. You probably wouldn’t even notice  if I were stalking you.

Junie: You have certainly painted an alternate picture of a stalker but I have to say that I still find stalkers to be a little creepy-Sorry for my honesty.

jj

January 18, 2009 Posted by | confessions, secrets, should be illegal | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments