I Slept with your Boyfriend

Please welcome Tonya to the sofa.

Please forgive me for this phone call. I slept with your boyfriend but it was purely an accident. We were drunk and it just happened. It was the night of your pool party. It happened when you were too busy to notice that we went upstairs to your bedroom. I have always been attracted to him but I never would have done this on purpose. I think he would have resisted me, if you had paid more attention to him. He has needs that you’re not meeting. You’re too busy with your job, your friends and too good to give him what he wants. If you plan to keep your boyfriend, you better start pleasing him for a change. If you don’t, I’m afraid you may lose him to girl like me. He is quite a catch and I’m not the only one who thinks so. The truth hurts but maybe this should be a wake up call for you.

Please don’t hate me because I’m not sorry it happened. I am sorry that I broke your trust. I hope that counts for something. Can we still be friends?

Junie: I’m really not sure what to say, other than I don’t think I would forgive you, if I were in your friends position. Sorry, but I’m just saying…….

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Why I Stalk My Boyfriend

Please welcome Lucy to the sofa

This is a confession from a female stalker. I stalk my current boyfriend, Why you ask?  Because he is not very open or honest and I think he might be cheating on me. He comes home late a lot without an explanation.  I found a strange phone number in his coat and when I called it, a girl answered. I have started following him in my car after work and he stops off at a local bar quite often.  He has never mentioned this bar to me before, so I am suspicious. I need to come up with a good disguise that will allow me to go in and keep my eye on him.

He is a very sweet guy and treats me well but I may not be the only one he is sweet on. What do you think?

Junie: You might be right Lucy, but maybe you can find a way to confront him, without being accusatory. Good luck with your relationship. Do my readers have any good advice for Lucy?

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